Entries from June 2009

Mommy Porn: What We’re Really Fantasizing About

June 26th, 2009 · Comments Off

A “missing” man who happens to be Governor of South Carolina gets caught with his pants down in Argentina while his wife’s only comment is something to the effect, “I’m busy here taking care of our four kids while the idiot is chasing his Evita.” Have you seen this guy, Mark Sanford? A wussy fellow […]


Girlfriends’ Guide To Very Personal Grooming: Business Above The Belt, Party Down Below

June 19th, 2009 · Comments Off

I am a fastidious woman. Not an obsessive woman. Not a helplessly narcissistic woman. Just fastidious. My every day routine includes flossing, leg and pit shaving, hair washing and conditioning, pumicing my feet, applying sunblock and clean clothes. You will never find me picking the jeans I wore yesterday off the floor and slipping them […]


Socializing As A Single Lady: Divorce Is Not The Death Knell For Being Popular

June 12th, 2009 · Comments Off

  A woman has two choices when she finds herself single again after twenty-some years (not counting suicide or homicide); she can redouble her efforts at work and with what kids are still around, thereby becoming a social hermit, or she can commit to a vigorous training program to become the most, um, fulfilled gal […]


Bad Feelings Aren’t Biodegradable

June 5th, 2009 · Comments Off

Two days in a row I’ve been in a funk. Actually, yesterday felt like a long road of flat highway in Texas somewhere — empty and endless. Today feels like I’ll be lucky if I’m not crying by the time I finish this blog. Who knows, if I don’t snap out of it soon, I […]