Entries from January 2010

Don’t Tell Me About Your Dreams Unless They Are Sexy

January 29th, 2010 · Comments Off

Whenever someone starts a conversation by saying, “I had the most incredible dream last night,” I want to stick forks in their eyes. I used to be quasi-polite about it and I would listen with eyes wide, as if to indicate interest, but a film of utter disinterest clouded my gaze with every ridiculously minute […]

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The REAL Secret for Staying Married: Separate Rooms

January 22nd, 2010 · Comments Off

A couple of Fridays ago I wrote about those moments right before I fall asleep that scare me and bring up the loneliness of being newly-divorced. The responses were many and broke down into four categories. 1.  Get a dog (or cat or something else with a pulse that didn’t back-sass.) 2.   Smoke pot, take […]

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Sleeping Single Terrifies Me

January 8th, 2010 · Comments Off

If you follow my blogs, you know that I’m newly single after 24 years of marriage and four kids. I write about it now because Sleep is the theme this month and my sleep has definitely been affected. For one thing, I have become a bit phobic about going to sleep. I love going to […]

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