Whenever someone starts a conversation by saying, “I had the most incredible dream last night,” I want to stick forks in their eyes. I used to be quasi-polite about it and I would listen with eyes wide, as if to indicate interest, but a film of utter disinterest clouded my gaze with every ridiculously minute [...]
Entries from January 2010
Don’t Tell Me About Your Dreams Unless They Are Sexy
January 29th, 2010 · 2 Comments
The REAL Secret for Staying Married: Separate Rooms
January 22nd, 2010 · 1 Comment
A couple of Fridays ago I wrote about those moments right before I fall asleep that scare me and bring up the loneliness of being newly-divorced. The responses were many and broke down into four categories.
1. Get a dog (or cat or something else with a pulse that didn’t back-sass.)
2. Smoke pot, take herbs, listen [...]
Sleeping Single Terrifies Me
January 8th, 2010 · 1 Comment
If you follow my blogs, you know that I’m newly single after 24 years of marriage and four kids. I write about it now because Sleep is the theme this month and my sleep has definitely been affected. For one thing, I have become a bit phobic about going to sleep. I love going to [...]
